It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Randomize
