Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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