Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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