I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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