great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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