Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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