Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I don't deserve a penis
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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