i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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