Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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