It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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