I just made out with a guy for $7.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Im part way to drunk.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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