just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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