There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
love makes seman taste better
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You made out with two different species that night
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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