I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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