playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Are my feet made of real feet?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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