That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
