Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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