gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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