ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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