Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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