no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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