Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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