i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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