i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i out mim tonsoeep
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