i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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