I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
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He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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