i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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