Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Randomize