4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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