Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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