Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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