okay pat passed out under dana's car
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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