I think I am morally bankrupt
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
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