Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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