Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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