We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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