So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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