we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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