About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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