she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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