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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.

  (803): View more from South Carolina

  kinda like you and your friends.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.

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• (408): View more from California

  I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.

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• (626): View more from California

  While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?

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