I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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