did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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