Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
