So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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