But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I CAN MOONWALK!
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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