did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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