i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
tell me about the eggs
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