You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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