im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
