Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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