he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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