i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
